caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

posted 1 week ago with 1 note

I refuse to feel bad if you think I’ve ‘blown you off’ because that’s all you did to me all this summer. Funny how you don’t like it when the shoe is on the other foot.

consistentlyaverage:

excepttheeyes:

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME

the-i-dont-even-know-page:

hellwhip:

l0vingl-y:

fucking-radic4l:

unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT

This is terrifying

I want one.

the-i-dont-even-know-page:

hellwhip:

l0vingl-y:

fucking-radic4l:

unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT

This is terrifying

I want one.

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

Panic! At The Disco's debut album A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out was released nine years ago today (September 27th, 2005)

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

thewicked-eternity